High School
In the future,
when I am an adult,
I will imagine myself reliving high school.
But this time,
I'm the cool girl.
And I hate all my friends.
They are so bossy.
Always trying to get me to do what they want.
When I only care about what I want.
I don't succumb to peer pressure.
I smoke because I want to
and it makes me look ultra-cool
(and it doesn’t make me want to throw up).
I listen to loud music
and stay out late.
And I'm looking for a bad boy
to piss off my parents.
He has to be beautiful
and sullen
and confused
so that I can come into his life
and save him.
If you know him, call him
and tell him the cool girl is looking for him.
She wants to make out.